Your Wierdest Dreams

[Blackwolph]

I know it's not my wierdest dream but it's one of the coolest i have ever had. I was about 13 at the time. it started with me being chasted through the streets of my home town that I have never been down befor. I didn't know what is was but I knew that if I stoped I would die. so I kept going (pretty standered stuff right) well then I had and idea I turned around and desided(?) that I would fight what ever it was that was chasing me. When I turned around I saw a demon (o.k i know what you are thinking big red haha well let me discribe it to you. about 6' tall and more of a dark gray skin with black eyes it's mouth was thin lipped with four tusks two up and two down the rest of the teeth were thick and sharp not needle but more like normal teeth with an edge no horns or tail but it's hands were claws no fingers just claws) then the wierdest thing happened. I died it ripped out my heart and i was just dead i remember floating above my body and looking down at it with hole in my chest. o.k this is were i tell you that i woke up well it's not the demon left my body were it fell and he went some place elese so I floated around the city for awile (yes I was really really REALLY mad at this time) and I wanted to get even with this demon at any cost so I went to find it. When i did find it he/she/it was by the high school football field not far from were it tore my heart out.l whet back to my body and forced it to move.It felt like i was moving through a thick gel but I moved and I went after that thing and hit it from behind and it went down hard. At that time i plunged my hands through its back and tore out its heart and placed it into my chest and woke up


so what do you think

[tiamot]

You didn't, by any chance eat any McDonald's that night did you? I remember one of my weird dreams was induced by a a quarter pounder with cheese.

[Xavious]

I few weeks ago I was at a friends house for "24 hours of D&D with intermittent sleep, food, and etc." After our first D&D session I headed off to sleep. In the dream me and the people I was playing D&D with were on a boat of some sort, a wooden transport ship if I had to guess. Everyone was in character in the dream-that is to say there was a human fighter, human wizard/cleric, and half-orc rogue-although with me being the DM I was simply the captain of the ship. Then out of nowhere whales began attacking the ship and killing everybody. I woke up as one whale jumped out of the water and landed directly on deck splintering the ship.

Thanks to somebody I've gamed with in the past the notion of paladin whales have apparently been firmly embedded in my mind

[Morgrim]

Last night featured a dream that counts as weird.

I was a space marine of slaanesh. Male obviously, not a huge amount of spikes but a vast assortment of piercings and tattoos and ritual branding and the whole pink and black power armour with metallic detailing. There were about three other slaaneshi marines there too that I was nominally in charge of.

There was also an Inquisitor, and for some reason we were forced to co-operate. I spent most of my time convincing my squad not to harm him, although blessing him with non-damaging sensations was ok. The rest of my time was spent attempting to convince him that there was a difference between wanting to feel and being an out of control lunatic, that most damage done by the followers of Slaanesh was to themselves, and that the Chaos Gods are actually the embodiment of good emotions and it wasn't our fault the Imperium had grown so stagnant it thought any form of honour or joy or hope or determination were potentially evil.

And there was something about being flung back in time and the Emperor running around somewhere, and an Inquisitor thoroughly confused that I didn't mind that and had no objections honouring him.

Like I said, an odd dream.

[anubisanpu9]

Id say having a dream about being a huge black dog with golden cuffs around the wrists just above the paws and laying on top of some woman in bed watching her sleep. But she was holding my right paw and i could feel it but then I woke to find my Healer lent across me running her hands down on my chest and down my sides telling me I carry too much anger from a past life and my crown was red not white like it was meant to be. Even after the healing I could feel the hand their and alot of people in the room but I couldnt see them just felt them their.

[tiamot]

The other night my dream consisted of myself, my mother, my baby brother, and... CM Punk all in my house. For some reason us 'kids' were all supposed to take a shower. My turn was to go last, and as I entered the bathroom after my little brother, I saw that he had somehow completely trashed the bathroom. The tub was disgustingly dirty, complete with green slime and ughh.. it was like swamp water. So, being the good sister that I am, even in dreams, I scream, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! The bathroom is TRASHEEEEDD!"

To which my mother quickly responded to by whipping around the corner, like mothers do, and eyeballing all three of us; my brother, CM Punk, and myself. Punk held up his hands and said, "Wasn't like that when I was done!" And I, obviously hadn't been in yet. It was very obvious that, yes indeed, my baby brother had managed to do something utterly disgusting to the bathroom. So, mom made him drain the water from the tub as she left the room. She came back with his sleeping bag, threw it in the tub and said, "There you go, sleep in your own mess."

At which point, for some reason, Punk and I went into the bedroom, began a conversation and then started making out.....


NOO I'm a Jeff Hardy fan!!

[Sadistic Dream]

So the last two days I've actually dreamt.
But of course they've been out of focus and impossible to understand.

First dream: I am walking past the bathroom (I told you it was weird), and father's laptop is sitting open on the counter. It has a ton of pages pulled up and get this, my surfing history. There is a lot of baaaaaaaad stuff, lets just say (shame on me). I'm reaching out to touch the computer, to delete it, and he appears behind me. The look in his eyes is PURE hatred. "I know what you've been up to. I hate you. You disappoint me!"
My father has never said these things or snooped really. So I don't get it. I've avoided him for the last two days because of it. My dreams tend to come true but I am hoping this doesn't in ANY strange reincarnation.

Second one is a mess:
Some witch appears in my house and she takes me hostage, looking for something. I revolt and lock her with a spell in the center of a lock (like a padlock) and she screams "Let me out! I'll kiiiiiiill you, you little bitch!" and I'm like "Oh fuck you!". She gets out and Mitsey (mom's miniature schnauzer) comes up and barks. She gets kicked but she doesn't let up. Finally she is scared off and the dream ends.
Maybe she saved me? Who knows. Mitsey is an old experienced hound though, she'd protect me. Plus, she gives off the wise old dog vibe. Stange as this was, well, who knows. I don't remember eating anything odd really.
I remember waking up from both dreams from muscle spasms. I frigging hate those. My whole body seizes and it wakes me.

Man I wish I had this kind of imagination when I'm awake.

[Sadistic Dream]

I had a strange dream today when I passed out. It was unusually vivid and downright scary.
I walked into the room to see my mother open a package of individually wrapped chocolates and open each one and feed them to the dogs.
Seeing her do this, I started screaming and she waved me off and headed to the garage to smoke like usual. Just as she opens the door and I close in on her while screaming, she turns around and screams back. She never really has done that before. She berated me, actually stood up for herself, and some other things but I can't remember the dialog. And then she turned away, everything went black, and I woke up.
I didn't go back to sleep, I found this scary.
Its odd because I never dream.

Another was one where Tia joined my RP in the Arena and it became real and she kicked my ass.
My, my, goddess.
Don't let anyone tell you that you're not dreamy.
Haha.

[skati]

I just had this one last night. Was crazy. It played out like a damn movie, I don't know what was going on. Be that as it may, I typed up the events in word in a half dream journal type thing. Here it is.

Two sisters
One older – mid to late teens
Younger – pre teens to early teens
Separated from family
Taken in by another family
Good life
Met up with real family
Taken back by real family
Closed off, restricted life in new suburb/neighborhood
For the sake of “purity”
Elder sister shares some of her work with parents
Led on, then shot down
Learn parents aren’t their real parents
Learn they are crazy
Eventually learn they kill the kids that have become “impure”
Attempts at escape fail
Allowed a head start at escaping
Bus(?) with rails on the outside taking kids away from the community
Bus takes off as sisters get there
Hop on sides of bus
Hanging on the rails
Bus tries to shake them off while driving
Runs into parents and other people in the community
Learns the rest of the community is like their “parents”
Hop off bus as it intentionally drives down a steep hill
Chased by crazies
Younger sister is injured
Older sister ends up having to carry her
Continue running
Crazies coming close behind
Escape to next suburb/neighborhood over

A friend thinks I should turn this into a novel, but I haven't quite decided yet.

Edit: Upon reading this, Xav has suggested I do the same, but take it a step forward and get a movie deal out of it too.

[WhiteCrowUK]

I had a wierd dream last night where it turned out one of my friends was a giant puppet and I'd never noticed the strings before ...

[Xavious]

I've been meaning to post this for a while now but kept putting it off. A month or so ago I had a dream where aliens were stealing my stuff. I never saw the aliens behind the scheme but they used another type of alien that was like a large brown spider with two tentacles coming off of its back that secreted a brown goo. This spider covered my stuff with the goo which somehow caused it to teleport to the alien ship. I ran to the window because I somehow expected to see the alien ship from there. The alien ship looked like a giant metal dreidel without the markings but with blue lights on the edges and red lights on the corners. Yes, it did spin as it traveled away from my house. No, I have no idea why I was dreaming of Jewish spider tentacle aliens.

[Sadistic Dream]

I had a dream last night (I almost never dream).

Anyway, so it starts off in a bar and I'm drinking a pink lemonade margarita or something (seventeen year old alcoholic now? Great). And then singing strippers come in (told you it was weird) and they start dancing and singing about not betraying their mama or something. So when this ends, the head stripper, Mama, dresses back up like a normal person and takes me and my friend home. She had a son and we stopped at the grocery store and got cheese-its. And my sissy, Cassie, got addicted to Cheese-its and that's all I remember.

In short; wow, Ambien is some awesome stuff. Thanks, doc!

[skati]

Here's another weird one I had last night. Felt like a horror movie and some things made no sense at all. Things marked with a * are speculation.


1. Remote artic/Alaskan town* (I don't know. it was cold as hell and snowing and on a cliff or something, I just went with it)
a. Dropped off by family
i. Family took bus away*
1. Left car
b. Cursed
i. Disappearances
ii. Cut off from rest of town
c. Stay for month(s)* (seemed like a long time passed in a short time of dreaming)
2. Strange behavior
a. Like being controlled by some force to leave (i.e. disappear)
b. Strange disappearances
c. Affects only those that have lived there for a year or longer (residence of the place were doing all this weird stuff)
i. Starts affecting friends
1. Some stopped, others disappear (whoever the new person was helped stop people, so did other villagers)
d. Emptiheadeness
e. Wander towards the village edge (to disappear)
i. As if led by unseen forces
3. Legends of death in the village
a. Some villagers led away by dead love ones
4. Finally decide to leave
a. Small group of five
b. After hours, find parking lot (what this was doing there, no idea)
i. For those visiting for a few months*
ii. Cut off from villages
iii. Must fight their way through (just a bunch of people trying to take cars and leave for some reason, running from something)
1. Find car
a. Everyone in before it could be mobbed
i. Others wanting to leave
5. Escape
a. Speed up hill
b. Speed through town
i. Looking for canyon drive
1. Wrong direction
2. Turn around and head the other way through wrong lane
a. Switch to right lane
b. Deserted roads
3. Keep driving
6. The end? (woke up at 5-a-i-2-b-3, so no idea what happened next)